Love Tangle: A Dateland Mystery
 
 
The Living Smudge Mark
Episode 4
I first met Ellen at a charity event. It was a typical lesbian affair. The price of admission entitled you to cheap beer and several awkward encounters with women you’ve been trying to avoid for
 
Likes it Raw
Episode 3
I’m not certain why Lucy asked me out because everything I did seemed to irritate her. The only reason I decided to go out with her was because I enjoyed irritating her.
On our first date, she
 
It’s Just a Cyst
Episode 2
My first date with Vanessa was on one of those damp, wind-whipped autumn days that make you yearn for flannel blankets, long naps, and large dogs that have no respect for your personal boundaries.
 
 
The Phone Rings...and Rings
Episode 1
This is how it always begins: a draught followed by a storm. For three months my dating landscape was as barren as the surface of the moon. And, then, suddenly, I was in demand.
 
This situation had
 
Welcome to Dateland’s new mystery: Love Tangle. If you can guess which women get together by the end of the series, I will send you a fabulous prize. Send your guesses to: jen6jen@aol.com
 
WATCH THIS SPACE.....
for important clues not included in the column.
 
Clue 1: Your guess is as good as mine
Clue 2: I eat meat, but nothin’ that squirms
Clue 3: I have long tried to shake my suburban sensibilities, with no success
Clue 4: I’m off my meds
Clue 5 (final clue): Everyone’s a winner